Celebrity Survivor : New York City

When the tribe returned to camp that night, they were greeted by an unpleasant surprise. There camp had been taken over by a group of homeless people. There were empty bottles of cheap wine and used needles lying about. The tribe not wanting to aggrevate any of the bums, stuck to one corner. All except for J-Lo, who decided to party with them. It was a long night for her.

That morning the tribe woke up to wedding bells. J-Lo had married one of the homeless guys. And she was celebrting with a bottle of $10 wine. The tribe then realized that she had spent the rest of thier money on her wine. She explained "It's my wedding, I deserve to celebrate". The tribe then gave her a good beating and made her divorce the guy.

The challenge was held later that day. It was a word scramble challenge. All the celebrities did well, except for Jerry Springer, who was trying to get an interview with J-Lo's former husband. After a close battle, Donald Rumsfeld won immunity. Congratulations Donald!

Back at the now empty camp, the tribe started to clean up the mess left behind. While cleaning up, Tom Hanks fell into a pile of used heroin needles, which many of them pricked him. He was now so stoned, he thought everybody was Wilson and he had cut his hand open, wiping blood on everyones faces.

On the way back to camp, the celebrieties talked about how happy they were to see Oprah gone. Those cans of SPAM were going to be the only quality food they would probably see for a very long time while in New York. They all knew at that point that this was going to be a tough competition.

The following morning they all knew they were going to need food and water, even Mary-Kate, who still has not eaten. After scavenging through the local dumpsters and coming up empty, except for crumbs, they had to figure out another way to get food. Tom Hanks had an idea of going fishing in the Hudson River, but after thinking about how polluted the water is and how many dead bodies the Mafia has sebt swimming in there with cement shoes, it was decided unanomysly they would rather eat the cat again.

Then Jerry Springer had an idea. "I've seen this on one of my shows before" he exclaimed. "J-Lo, come with me." Jennifer followed as did Donald Rumsfeld saying "I've seen this episode 4 times, I know exactly what to do." Donald ripped J-Lo's shirt and pants and had put her on the busiest street around. Springer explained that she was going back out on the block and sell her booty. It wasn't long before she was picked up. After 45 minutes passed, she returned very happy. "The guy only gave me $5, but then I convinced him to marry me, I took half of his money, and then divorced him" J-Lo bragged. Britney was in shock, "that's even shorter than my marriage". Mary-Kate let out a loud scream, "WE'RE RICH!". And Jennifer replied, "Well, not really. He only had $40 in his bank account, so we only got $20". The tribe, kind of happy, but kind of dissappointed at the same time, walked to the local market and spent $10 on sandwich fixings. They were going to save half the money for later on.

The next day was the immunity challenge. It was called 'Name That Tune'. Most of the tribe was not happy about it because they didnt listen to popular music that often. After the challenge, the points were totalled up and all but 2 of the celebrities scored a zero. J-Lo managed to get a few points, but Mary-Kate dominated again with a near perfect score.

When returning to camp, Britney had tripped and her head fell into the fire. She was okay, but all her hair was burnt off. The producers of the show, not wanting to see an ugly bald Britney Spears, had decided to give her a wig. She was once again attractive and a pleasure to look at. When returning from the producers' condo, she had tripped again into the flame. She yelled out "Oooops, I did it again!" The producers didn't have another wig, so Britney was forced to remain ugly and bald.

On the first day the survivors settled into there new camp. They were given 2 cans of SPAM to eat while they get settled in. The tribe discussed it and said they should save the cans of SPAM for emergency and try to find food around the camp. Tom Hanks was the first to bring back food for the tribe. He was able to find a chinese food restaurant that had thrown out some very large chunks of meat. The tribe gathered around the old garbage can now filled with a nice warm fire and put the meat on the end of there sticks to roast over the blaze. J-Lo was the first to taste the meat and she then told her tribe how tasty the meat was. Everyone else started to fill there stomachs with the delicious substance. Everyone except for Mary-Kate Olsen. She said that meat was too fatty and she was afraid of damaging her figure. Oprah ate her portion.

Later on that night the whole tribe was sick and vomited all over themselves and the other tribe members and there camp. No one got any sleep except for Mary-Kate Olsen. She slept alone in her refridgerator box. Luckily for the tribe a large rain came and wiped all the throw up into the sewers.

After recovering and when the rain let up in the afternoon, Donald Rumsfeld, Britney Spears and J-Lo all took a walk in the alleyway and talked about forming an alliance. Everyone agreed and they all took a blood oath to cement the deal. When all of a sudden they were attacked. It was a group of Mole people that live in the sewers of New York. The three of them were kidnapped and dragged into the sewers.

Meanwhile, back at camp, the rest of the group went off looking for food. They came to the dumpster where Tom Hanks found the sickening meat. They started looking at the boxes in the garbage to find out what kind of meat it was. Then Jerry Springer let out a loud shrieking scream. He had found the box the meat came from. Written on the side in big bold letters was "CUTE FLUFFY KITTIES". They had realized that they had all eaten cat the night before, all except Mary-Kate. The thought of it made them all throw up again. They then made a vow never to get food from this restaurant's dumpster again. They all returned to camp.

The immunity challenge was held in Time Square. The host was told that the three kidnapped victims still have not been returned. And Oprah was missing too. Apparently she was still sick from eating the cat, she didnt want to do the challenge. So the challenge took place only between Jerry Springer, Mary-Kate Olsen and Tom Hanks. The winner of this challenge will win immunity this week and is one step closer to being Sole Celebrity Survivor of New York City. In a close competition Mary-Kate was able to pull ahead of the rest of the group and claim immunity. Congratulations Mary-Kate.

When they returned to the camp they were greeted by the 3 missing tribe mates. They were saved when Donald Rumsfeld sneaked a phone call to President Bush and told him that he found the weopons of mass destruction. They were in the sewers with the Mole people. The sewers were now under attack and the 3 kidnapped celebrities were free now. Back at camp, they returned to an ugly scene. There was Oprah, eating the 2 cans of SPAM. Her tribe mates looked at her in dissapointment.


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